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"I can't think of anything more important to leave in the mind of a prospect than a clear idea of who you are."

-Anonymous

Q) Who invented the P.S.?

A) Adaline Moore


"She was only a rancher's daughter. But all the
cow men knew 'er."


"Look! If we get Crooks to write this brochure
 then we can go bowling or something."
                                                            "So Crooks says,
'Hand it to them
  and say,
""Call me when your dog gets too tall.""
It was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant."

"That is an awesome idea! Call Crooks,
and make it his problem."
 .

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